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High School can turn your Kids into Radioactive Mutants
If your kid is acting strange, it may not be drugs. They’re DNA could be mutating due to radiation exposure. School labs have used low-level radioactive materials safely for decades; experts say...
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Teachers can give your kids HIV
No wonder kids are so stupid, look at thier teachers. Rather than giving each volunteer a new lancet to draw individual blood samples, the teacher, whose name was not released, permitted students to...
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Taser + Balls = Pain
Safety Ed says: “Always keep your balls away from sharp, protruding, electrified objects.“ As part of the police training to use a Taser the police officer mush be shot by a Taser. For this cop he...
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Safety tip of the decade: Stay out of Iraq
What happened to the flowers and candy? well, what we have here is an ambushed humvee. notices how some are entrance holes and others are exit holes?…mostly exit holes
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Safety in History
Why did we stop using this thing? THE sending of false fire alarms by mischievous persons may be eliminated through use of a newly developed call box. To use the device, the sender of an alarm must...
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Everyone relax: Pot is good for you
I told you Mom. A synthetic chemical similar to the active ingredient in marijuana makes new cells grow in rat brains. What is more, in rats this cell growth appears to be linked with reducing anxiety...
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More evidence, Schools are deadly
This is why I never went, I knew it could happen. The Air Force will pay more than $500,000 to an Ocean County elementary school that was mistakenly shot by an F-16 on a training maneuver two years ago.
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Be safe while getting your clock cleaned
If you can’t take a punch, you will loose the fight, and some teeth. Taking a punch is very important if you are fighting. If you can’t take punches, you will more likely lose in a fight. Here are...
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New labels to scare the shit out of already vulnerable people
Why would you want to suggest to a depressed person that the medication the are taking might make them suck on the barrel of their daddy’s gun? Antidepressants can increase the risk of suicidal...
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Drinking makes you stupid, but it’s OK
My brain hasn’t quite fully recovered however. The researchers from Germany, the UK, Switzerland and Italy measured the patients’ brain volume at the beginning of the study and again after about 38...
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